Messy Dashboards

Every day this dashboard makes me want to throw dirt in my eyes so that I can't see it.

EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS.

Roberto Cavalli

I want to love him because he has a true and unwavering passion for leopard print. 

But I can't help seeing E.T. when I look at him....

Glove Shoes

Why?

Turkeys

Just so strange.  What's with the long droopy bit over the beak?

Turkeys should look more like this.

This awkward sitting position

Go on, have a go.  It's impossible to replicate without some degree of difficulty.

Trainers with corporate work attire

 These women should be arrested for making me want to rip my eyes out.

Inappropriate beard length

Y'see, not even Brad can pull it off.  It's a ridiculous length.  And what's that....is there a...no surely not, yes! - there's a beard BEAD in the midst of all that hair.  Why the need to decorate?  The beard is still ugly and still inappropriate.  I can't look at it because all I can think is how it would feel if it brushed my skin.

Gotye's mouth

Watch it in motion - it's weird and horrible.

the hair of Billy Ray Cyrus

The years have brought change, but not improvement.

Men in vintage

CREEPY!

Mr Schue dancing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBOLSRRN-cw
It pains me.

This!

DTLA!  What's with the hair colour versus the beard colour?  What's with sunnies when you're talking to Sian and Bill?  No need!  He thinks 'cool cat', I think 'prat'.

Men wearing polo necks

Awful on everyone apart from Joey Essex.

Crabs

They make me feel really, really queer.  Just looking through a page of google images has left me feeling weak and nauseous.

Except for this crab, mind.  This one's fucking cool.

Mustard

It's weird.  I just don't want to be confronted with it.  And the same goes for mustard yellow clothing - it's gross.  People actually think that mustard yellow is a flattering colour to wear.  It's not though is it.

Madonna in a leotard

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Brucie

Difficult or just annoying?  Tough call.

Acrylic Nails

You seriously have to question some people's taste.

Upside-down heads

Confusing.

Crocs

I don't care how fucking comfortable they are, unless they're going to somehow give me youthful skin, I'm not wearing them. 
Do I sound vain?

Voldemort

He's the reason my first viewing of Harry Potter was my last.

Stag Parties

Fucking idiots.

Ken Dodd

Why take it to that extra level with a duster?

Alburquerque

Alburqueque

Too many q’s, too many u’s. 

The Haka

I know that it's tradition and I promise that I have respect for other cultures, but I find it really embarrassing watching grown men behave like this.

Mick Hucknall

As a young girl, it was just that song ‘Stars’ that drove me up the fucking wall.  But now I have difficulty with both the sound AND visuals. 

Jackson Pollock Artwork

Remember, if you can stomach it, one of your nastiest hangovers.

I remember mine. It followed 12 hours of cheap wine, cheap vodka, dancing badly, avoiding all suggestions of food and smoking a cigar. The next day I couldn't talk or stand or sit still. Sitting in the bath made me vomit. Trying to leave the house made me sweat. I wanted company but couldn't form words and struggled with eye contact.  It was a violent attack on my senses.  I wept.

Looking at a Jackson Pollock canvas is like looking at my worst hangover ever. 

Dreadlocks

The look of them isn't as bad as how I imagine they smell.

Sushi

I can't explain why, I just don't like to look at it.

People on stilts

It’s just freaky and wrong.  Freakishly tall people, usually with faux feet.

The name ‘Angharrad’

Angharrad

Look at it!  It looks horrible!

It translates from Welsh to English as ‘much loved one’.  I would have presumed that my parents HATED me if they called me that.

The Rolling Stones

The skin.  The hair.  The dancing!  It’s all a bit embarrassing.

And Cliff Richard’s called - he wants his jackets back.

Butternut Squash

Butternut Squash
LOOK AT IT. It's weird.

Oompa Loompas

Oompa Loompas.
They have white eyebrows and quiffed green hair and pom-poms on their tiny feet.  It's a combination which I find just too overwhelming to handle.  What's even more distressing is that there's just so many of them all at once, acting sinister.  WITH WHITE EYEBROWS ON ORANGE FACES.